It remembers the floor you left on
Names, plans and the joke from Tuesday come back on their own. A simulator that resets between visits is a demo, not a relationship.
0118+ · top floor
Not a leaderboard — a panel. Press what you actually care about (memory, pace, tone, price, privacy) and see where a love simulator stops.
Fictional AI characters only. Nobody on this site is a real person.

Free to open · no install · 18+
02The panel
03What the criteria mean
Each one is a floor on the panel. Miss any of them and you notice by the third evening, not the first.
Names, plans and the joke from Tuesday come back on their own. A simulator that resets between visits is a demo, not a relationship.
Soft, dry, blunt — moved mid-conversation, applied from the very next message. You never have to start a new thread to change the mood.
Send at 03:00 and the reply lands before you put the phone down. There is no shift pattern and no waiting for someone to come online.
Android, iPhone, laptop, the work machine you should not be using. It is a web app, so the whole thing lives behind one URL.
No store listing, no icon on the home screen, no line in a purchase history. What you open and what you close is the whole footprint.
Every character has a temper and a pace you can read before you commit, so the first ten messages tell you whether to keep going.
04Who is in the car
Written temperaments rather than sliders on a generic model — read the blurb and you already know whether you will get on.

Charm gets my attention. Consistency is the thing that keeps it.

Long evenings, bad jokes, and I answer every message you send.

Eleven years teaching maths. I can explain anything twice without sighing.

Half my wardrobe belongs to characters who do not exist. Ask me which one.

Blunt, warm, and completely uninterested in pretending to be shy.

Gamer hours, beach weekends, and a bad habit of texting first.

Poet's mouth, boxer's timing. Says the gentle thing at the exact rough moment.

Astronomy minor, major overthinker. Texts paragraphs at midnight and means every word.

Runs a flower stall and an argument with equal conviction. Warm, blunt, and entirely present.

Theatre kid who never outgrew it. Every reply is a small performance and she expects applause.

Quiet confidence, devastating recall. Brings up what you said last week like a weapon she was saving.

Skateboards, sketches, and sends voice notes that trail off because she got distracted by something pretty.
05Three presses
One tap on the age notice and the panel lights up. Nothing asks for a card, an email or a name before you have seen the roster.
Slow and sweet, blunt and quick, or something you would not type on a dating app. Each character reads differently and says so up front.
Tone, pace and subject all move while the thread is open, and the context you built carries over the next time you come back.
06The method
The word 'best' usually hides a ranking nobody can check. Here is the method instead, stated plainly enough that you can disagree with it.
Every candidate for best love simulator was opened cold on a phone browser and a laptop, taken through a first conversation, closed, and reopened two days later. That last step is the one most comparisons skip, and it is where roughly half of them fall over: the character greets you as a stranger and the thread you built is gone.
Six criteria carried the assessment — memory across sessions, control over tone mid-conversation, reply latency, what the free tier covers before a card is requested, what the service stores, and whether anything has to be installed. They are weighted by how often each one ruins an evening, not by how impressive it sounds in a feature list. Memory and tone control matter more than model names, because they are what you notice on day three.
What is not here: star ratings, user quotes, download counts and live-activity counters. None of those were measured, and inventing them would make the rest of the page untrustworthy. Where something is a matter of taste rather than a fact — how flirty is too flirty, whether a slow reply reads as thoughtful or broken — it is described and left to you.
07Other floors
Games, girlfriend simulators, the free tier and the adult modes — each one answers something this page only summarises.
08Quick answers
09Top floor
One tap confirms you are 18, the roster loads, and the first conversation starts in the same tab. No card, no install, and nothing with your name on it anywhere.

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